Skuzzi Port

Skuzzi Port? What’s a Skuzzi Port….do i care?…..maybe, If you are interested in things that make noise in the night. That is one thing that Skuzzi Port enjoys doing very much! So much so, Skuzzi has formed itself into a semi credible electro rock band in order to maintain a steady flow of high intensity organised vibrations directed at tightly gathered groups of humans.

You might ask yourself why would Skuzzi want to pursue such endeavours? Why indeed..…It seems the answer is as little known to Skuzzi as it is to any other organism who chooses to listen to rhythms and melodies for pleasure.

This particular Skuzzi, it could be the only one or it could be one of many tens of billions of similar Skuzzis who chose to remain in other dimensions. But this particular one chooses to materialise itself as a round furry ball with a face full of intensity as it smiles at you with its shiny rectangular metal mouth.

The mouth is a curious feature of the Skuzzi as it seems to be where it derives all its power. Its design is similar to a human creation, a computer port that transfers data at incredible speeds (an SCSI port).

Although many nerds agree that an SCSI port is truly a great and noble port it is on the verge of obsolescence due to rivals such as Firewire.

This threat of extinction and its exquisite design could be the reason that Skuzzi chooses this form to manifest, or it could be a sick joke on the part of Skuzzi, a beast known for its twisted sense of humour, trying to give humans something that they can associate with when the Skuzzi knows well it is beyond human comprehension?

Music. Music is one thing we can safely say Skuzzi that produces. Music is what we call it….but to Skuzzi it is thoughts; thoughts that have been plucked from the far reaches of the universe and translated by the creature into something we recognise as music.

To Skuzzi it is natural and of no consequence. It always has and always will do and make what we call music in any form or incarnation it sees fit. Skuzzi will not be confined to a singular. A pigeon hole constructed of a black hole to the power of ten indefinable unfathomables wouldn’t make Skuzzi stop and think ‘Um, maybe I should just stick to this kind of thing’….

Skuzzi would laugh if he read this, but he wouldn’t bother, he is off doing his thing amongst the molecules, organising and compounding. Expanding and compressing. Even if it did laugh, we wouldn’t notice. We would be too busy dancing our asses off to the sick tune that the laugh sounded like…

The humans directly involved with Skuzzi are numerous and varied, an ever increasing and fluctuating group of people bound together by their love of Skuzzi and the beautiful fractal chaos that follows.

So with our current posse we venture forward into a badly explained universe trying to regale larger and larger numbers of fellow bonesacks with our electro acoustic utterances, as we pile synth onto synth, bongo onto drums, bass onto sub onto wild wailing and chorus.

We hope this description can be of some use to you in understanding Skuzzi Port, or has at least driven you to dispair wondering why you read this instead of just buying a ticket to the nearest rave/dinner party Skuzzi are playing at.

Remember you can be a part of Skuzzi Port too, and even if you don’t want to be you always are…

Skuzzi loves you