The Blanch Contingent

The Blanch Contingent was formed in Vancouver when burrito barista Jarvis Rainbow fucked up Tony Mendez's super deluxe tommy burrito by serving it in an eat in plate when the order clearly stated that it was to go, bewildered with fury, Mendez sought retribution and contacted his then bikram hot yoga partner; Sister Lonestar who was two streets over on Davie and informed him of the altercation currently taking place within Rainbow's food emporium. With heroic haste, Lonestar grabbed its trusty bass and ran the two blocks to help backup his partner. Kicking in the food emporium doors Lonestar began to smash all the eat in plates while Mendez assaulted other customers with the kindly provided easy squeeze hot sauce, Not one to miss a beat, Rainbow began to record the subsequent events but only managed to capture the audio. These are the sounds.

Jarvis Rainbow - Guitar/Lead Vocals
Tony Mendez - Drums/Keys
Sister Lonestar - Bass/Backing Vocals